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Looking back at the previous week (boring)

Alright, lets see what did i do last week. I went for my citizenship ceremony, met up with my old classmates and went to a friend’s house for Hari Raya. Throughout the week i also coincidentally met up with two old army buddies and not so coincidentally met up with others!

So i finally went for the ceremony and became a citizenship, my old man has been bugging me forever about that so i’m glad i finally got it done and over with. Everyone had to went on stage to receive the certificate with their new identity card one by one, so when it finally got to me (i was the third last person in a line of 392) i rejoiced. Finally ! I shook hand with the minister of health and put on a smile and took a picture, it was kinda like graduation. I felt healthier after the hand-shake.

That day’s morning when i was getting ready to go out i couldnt find my      necktie, but i was cool about it thinking to myself screw that, im just going to go  ahead. But i chickened out and grabbed my secondary school necktie, on the    way there i thought to myself i can’t wear this ! What is there was someone from  my secondary school ! Oh God the humiliation !

Well things sort themselves out like they usually do and it turns out that there  was a rent-a-tie service there. After much deliberation i picked the red one, i gave  my money to the annoyed cashier and went about on my way.

I saw Lin An as i was heading to the toilet to adjust my tie, what a surprise ! We  talked a little and went to our seats. The conversation is as boring as this post    but it was great to see a familar face.

After that i rushed off to my gather with the classmates. Things went badly and in the end Phyllis and me were left deserted to survive on our own in this concrete jungle of overzealous shoppers and dangerously inexperienced skaterboys. Sometimes it gets hard to hang out with Phyllis, she has too much emotional baggage, feels like a quicksand around her. I feel like i shouldn’t be having fun with her and instead sit down and get her to get her life in order. Then i heard someone shouting my name and whao its my good old medic ! Feels good seeing your army friends here and there.

Kinda like youtube's 'like" and "dislike"I clicked on nah

I also caught a glimpse of a new type of ipad i have never seen before, it feels like there is a different i-product every other week. Speaking of which the other day as i was laying down on my bed i suddenly occurred to me that holy crap ! I have a lot of i-products in my life ! How the hell did that happen ?

Whats an Ipad doing in a defibrillator box ?Oh right i went out to get them

Finally the next night i went to another old army friend’s house for Hari Raya, the event on facebook said it starts at 4pm so i arrived there around that time and realized that i was the only one there this early, in the end i had to loiter around for two hours for the rest of them to arrive.

Gawd i waited for so long that i  got a headache. Finally one by one they started arriving, but they insisted on waiting for one another and so we waited and waited. When i saw Halim i was shocked ! He has a goatee ! Man it ruined his innocent mischievous boy image he had going, he now looks more matured and less prone to committing stupid actions (he still does though).

After the dinner my host served us some tidbits in this awesome container tray thingy ! I adore the way the whole thing looks, the jar the tray the everything ! Man it was like i was hit by a truck and the medic came with a first aid kit to resuscitate me, except the truck was hunger, the medic was my friend and the first aid kit was the jar of cookie snacks.

Eventually it was time to leave. Oh and then i realized, one of the little toddlers running around one of them was his daughter. I saw the pictures of him and his daughter in his handphone a few time back when we were still in the army but today i finally met his daughter, it added a depth to him in my perception. This guy, this guy i know in the army already has a daughter !

Well anyway we passed by this place where this large group of people were celebrating Hari Raya too. There were a group of people on stage and they were playing simon say, i lol’d when simon say raise up your left hand, some of them raised their right.

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Megan Fox

So today PC6 told me that his girlfriend told him that megan fox used to be a guy, and that s/he underwent a sex change when s/he is 18 or so, paid by the parents infact. Which i highly doubt, but it would be pretty funny to find out the reaction of the legions of males that had been masturbating to what was really another male.

Megan Fox Kid Poor” D= “

More likely his girlfriend finally had enough of his intense concentration whenever megan fox appears on television or FHM and made up the story so he will be like all “Oh Megan Fox, nahhh i heard she had a sex change “.

Speaking of megan fox the new transformer movie is going to be so awesome, its coming out next week !

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